HIGH PERFORMANCE CLASSIFIER.

[hillbilly]

I think I've been alf'ed

[Kevin]

Not only do you have more than one shirt you have multiple faces. Lol

[shepp]

Never a DULL moment.

[sonny]

Now I like that picture of Alf this now shows keep your cats at home.

[Kevin]

Did someone say dinner?

[shepp]

Is this what future POTLUCKS will be from now on ???

[sonny]

We might have to start marking our dishes.You know Venison,Cat,chicken and beef.

[hillbilly]

Tender young bun sized kittens make for some good eatin.

[shepp]

Proof positive HE IS A ALIEN . We may be able to follow him this year to the GOLD now that we know he is A.L.F.
If Hillbilly shows a map you can bet it will be misleading. The real map has hidden clues in the Cat cookbook !!!

[sonny]

It really explains all the Bigfoot signs and sighting we had last summer at the claim. ITS REALLY A.L.F. playing Hillbilly.He is telling us 1 fricken oz and in the Spring last year there was lots of flood gold there and within a month it was but gone.And all of us know who has a new camper and sat. tv also a nice truck to pull all that new gear. I wonder???????????????

[shepp]

i Have seen strange lights coming from the camper late at night. The satellite dish must be for communicating with other ALF's and Bigfeet's. I really want to get my hands on that cookbook.
I think it will lead us to extraterrestrial gold deposits. I think I have a plan that will work.

[hillbilly]

This cow gave me the cookbook.

[shepp]

I am not buying it. what would a cow know about anything. esp the deluxe edition feline recipes. its deluxe because of the map. hiding in plain sight.

[MAIL MAN]

I've been sitting here all day with a fist full of cash waiting for the announcement of where I can by my a HPC or SSMHPC. The day came and went with no such announcement. Typical corporate tactics, announce a release date and then delay to create a buying frenzy to drive the price up. I'm not buying in to all of that! My money is now going toward a http://www.goldrushnuggetbucket.com/. It's already on the market and guarantees you will catch NUGGETS.

[hillbilly]

Geez Mailman. How lame is that. It doesn't even have handlebars.

[shepp]

" expected to hit the markets on April 5th. "
I know that date has come and gone ,But its still in R&D .
the HPC HAS 3 PARTS handle ,handlebars and the most important part the bucket.
you could say one more part the SUCKER to fill it. that's where you come in.
All in All " BIG WHEELS TURN SLOW "
May I suggest if you buy the GRNB get the camo model .
the fist full of dollars your holding will be quickly departed .
so with all of that said ,may your bottom turn yellow DUDE...

[MAIL MAN]

"OPTIONAL folding shovel" !!! and NUGGET is in the name. Those other two brands haven't offered anything that cool yet.

[shepp]

options are with or without streamers for the handlegrips
the shovel isn't free.
Go dig your own nugget.
next thing you will want chicken soup with nuggets.

[hillbilly]

We're always listening to what the comsumer wants.A few new requested features have delayed our highly anticipated product rollout.A working model of the SSMHPC will be on display at "prospector days" this memorial day weekend.Detailed drawing below.

[sonny]

Well Shepp we really have to keep an eye Hillbilly did you see how close his drawing looks like a cat deep fryer. He is revealing his self a little at a time. Only Alf could have done that. We need to watch that sat. dish at night to be sure but my mine is made up.