Ohio State Prospectors Association

High Performance Classifiers.LLC
Patent pending.
All you need is a 5 gallon bucket hose clamps and high handle bars from a 25 yr old 20in kids bicycle and,the hardest part to find is streamers for the grips .
How to use.
Fill bucket with water,
Have an energetic sucker/friend to shovel material into classifier and shake handlebars vigorously empty classifier and repeat.
this is in development at this time as this is the prototype.
Here is a sneak peek .{ see photos coming soon }
looking for financial backers.
Get in on the ground floor Now.
expected to hit the markets on April 5th.

Don’t miss out on the most remarkable HIGH PERFORMANCE CLASSIFIER, ever !!!
its bigger than Shamwow

Maybe you should hit the market on April 1st.

Kevin P

Wow Shepp, Iam in. This could be bigger than X-RAY glasses.

Hillbilly Jerry should think about this. It could be away for him to reach his fricken oz of gold.As long as him and Mudpatty stay out of the weeds and no more Hillybilly Headers they might make there fricken OZ!!!

Hey Shepp.
Could you help me develop A claim jumper potato gun. If I could keep people like Jim and Doug away from my honey holes I have a chance for my fricken ounce.
We could sell them to everybody except Sonny. He may try to use it on me.

That sounds good Sonny .There is a meeting Sunday. I will make you the CFO ( chief financial officer).
We can set the price for the HPC then. And send the prints to production. I think we can manufacture 3 of them in the second third and forth quarter of 2014. There will be a discussion on Claim jumper potato cannon as a additional line of manuf. it will be called the HPC-CJBFPC ,They will come in 3 fabulous outstanding colors black , white and CAMO for the decriminate Bigfeet hunters. I will also introduce the HHSN (hillbilly header safety net ) w/wo calimine lotion.

Well as CFO I think the HHSN should be given a great deal of attention. It would insure the safety of our club members which is the backbone of OSPA. As for the cannon its just another thing I would carry with me, my #2 shovel works well on claim jumpers.Also we need to set the price of the classifer so I can afford to PROSPECT EVERY DAY THIS SUMMER.

Sonny the HPC is duel purpose and a safety feature is that with a garbage bag inside the bucket ,it doubles as a porta pot. with handles on those strenuous moments you have something to hold onto.

I cant believe I got such a lowball offer to partner with sonny and I on the HPC. you could have done better. we decline your offer of .25 cents. sheesh. With tremendous value involved with such a diverse piece of equipment i see you clearly don't recognized the true value and You crushed my feelings
you will look back soon and say to yourself wow those guys are a fortune 499 company now.
Sonny and I spoke and we are making our own line of spud cannons , THEY WILL BE CALLED HPSC
High performance spud cannons. Shawn pomrenke is our silent partner.

Yes Shepp, I think the Hillbilly Header might of got to him the des. point is in the wrong spot. It seems we better step up production on the HHSN to insure his safety this spring when the season starts. If all fails we we can put into effect the Hillbilly Helmet Law.

Well Shepp I have been informed of bigger and better HPC. This SSM-HPC is the only way I can see anyone of us reaching our goal of a fricken OZ. So I am sorry to inform you that I am in deep thought of this offer. This also has me re-thinking the Hillbilly Header Syndrome because of the cost cutting efforts for production (Goodwill parts). I hope this don't give away your competion.

Well let me guess ,hillbilly offered you a welding job . He really is a claimjumper. think hard about your decision ,it could turn into a patastrophe .

A better idea!

I UNFRIEND YOU. claimjumper

Shepp, I think we both better watch our behinds this spring when Pat (MudPatty) gets there she is going to shoot both of us in the butt with a potato gun not Jerry ( HillBilly).

I really don't think we have to worry about Patty's aim. besides I am already building a HJMPSGPPD

which stands for HillbillyjJerry MudPatty Spud Gun Patastrophy Projectile Deflecter.
no goodwill parts were used in making it. but a part was recycled from a recycler.

Pat still might be quicker than you think, and most likely smarter than the both us. But good news the crew of the AU Grabber just called and they want one.Alaska bound!!!!!!!

Well folks I have a new idea I am working on .
an MPS w/wo a 33 &1/3 classifier
its a mashed potato shooter.
you can use other mesh classifiers with it for a great splatter effect.i could even sell one to HJ&MP then they wont miss us. also you can play really old tunes on it.

Remind me to add safety glasses to my gear this year.And you better find a bigger garbage can at your recycler.

Little nugget I found out on Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i53BW9oaE7s